You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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