I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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