I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
