Rock
Scissors
Fuck
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
