butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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