Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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