If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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