I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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