Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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