You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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