What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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