420 ftw
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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