I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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