I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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