Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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