new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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