he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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