Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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