I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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go home
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So much rum. So many feels.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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