my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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