they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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