Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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