I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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