You did not just play the dead husband card again.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
he's single and there are thong briefs.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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