Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
