I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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