So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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