so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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