Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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