I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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