My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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