I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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