Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize