A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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