this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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