its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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