they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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