We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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