I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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