That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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