Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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