No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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