Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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