I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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