haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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