we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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