apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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