i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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