Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
