you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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