a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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