i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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