just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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