i don't like sucking hair
oh god the rape fog is back!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I need moral support for this bender
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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