butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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