WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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