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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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