Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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